Poop Shy-Toilet Roll Ipod Docking Station

My group decided to use the Toilet Roll Ipod Docking Station. We chose this item because we felt it was a gift that a busy mom would buy as a gag gift for a friend or perhaps child going off to live on their own. This product allows poop shy people the opportunity to poop without the discomfort of others listening in. 

Less Conversation
SFX: Elvis - A Little Less Conversation slowly fades in. Music cuts quickly during toilet flush.

Announcer: (Mr. Moviephone Deep Voice)
Claim your porcelain throne,
Be the King of your Bathroom,
with the Toilet Roll iPod Docking Station.

SFX: Song cuts back in to guitar solo.